AULA - F2088

Am I asking for something that doesn't exist or a unicorn? Hi! Clearly Tech or Mechanical keyboards are not my thing... I just bought this [keyboard](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09DKQWTNC?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title&th=1), when I was searching Amazon I put in the search bar "silent backlit keyboard" - somehow this one came up and it looked really cool so I bought it. Apparently, it's a gamer keyboard? (I'm not a gamer) But I really adore the way it looks and feels as I type. However, the keys are noisy AF. My ADHD is all over the place. I didn't read the reviews which clearly states this sounds like the style that is supposed to be (on me). What I am really looking for... A keyboard that looks like a typewriter, is backlit and is also silent, I would love it if it were wireless, but I can live with it being wired (I would never really have to worry about running out of juice and honestly it's for home use anyways). Don't know if I'm asking for something that doesn't exist yet or a unicorn. I've read about O-rings, not completely convinced it would make a difference because when one of the caps came off when you press the blue, it seems like the mechanism that makes the typewriter sound is on the inside - unless I'm mistaken? Any insight on this is much appreciated - TIA!