M2 8K Wireless Mouse

Buy a wireless mouse, open it, take the battery out, and enjoy. I can positively recommend the Keychron M7 8K and M2 8K. Both meet all criteria except wirelessness, but that can be solved with the above method.

I believe that mouse has a metal scroll wheel, no? Either way, yeah, there are much better mice out there, even from Keychron lol. I'd recommend just looking at Keychron's gaming mice instead if you want to stay with the same brand. Something like the M6 8K or M7 8K. I quite like the shape of the M7 8K and the M2 8K. I was daily driving the M6 8K until I got the M2 8K for review. The shape and weight just feel nicer to me. If you want to stick to cheaper peripherals, maybe look into other brands, like Rapoo, Akko, Mchose, or one of the cheaper Logitech wired gaming mice. You might have a better time asking in r/MouseReview

i picked up the keychron m2 mini 8k recently and i think i found my endgame mouse

keychron just came out w an 8k version of their m2 mini, which i really like. 50g, 3950 sensor, great battery life, and it was like 50 bucks. been using for around a month now and have been very impressed. 

Keychron M2. $50, no rgb, 2 side buttons, sturdy, and dpi button is on the bottom so you can't hit it accidentally. The software is accessed via webpage so you dont even have to download it, or use it ever if you dont want to