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AIRBELT E3 Premium
Ultra-durable, 10-year warranty, but expensive with short cord.

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Yep that's why I put "some of" I've only seen one Kirby and fuck dragging that about the house for the same suction as a 5kg Miele :)
A VAX has been the best of the bunch here, so far, better than Bosch (an all-round failure) or Dyson (motor longevity). Yet to try a Shark. Regular maintenance is vital, given the lower suction power of battery models, I've found. None are as good in handling larger pieces of dirt as my corded, bagged, Miele cylinder, and the increased suction power means fewer tool changes for corners, etc. So, if you can find the space for one... I even keep the VAX stick running all the way back to the cupboard to reduce spillage, then use the Miele once in a while to clean out the cupboard :-D
Corded, bagged cylinder Miele. Wouldn't touch anything else.
Wow, that’s an amazing price for a Miele. Our first one was a small basic model that lasted over a decade but needed a new cord that was almost as much as it cost new 20ish years ago. We replaced it with a top of the line model and that was around $1500 maybe 8 or so years ago. I want to say the updated version of it is now $1800 which would be $2000, give or take a bit, once sales tax is added. Someone could literally fly to Germany, buy a vacuum, and fly back with the box being checked luggage and it would still be cheaper than buying it here. It’s not tariffs though, it’s been the same price for at least two years with little change.
Former Saint Bernard owner here who now does dog boarding and doggy daycare. First off do not buy a Dyson. I got a Miele canister vacuum and I’m super happy with the purchase. I got the entry level one that was around $500 at the time. My only real complaint is I wish the cord had maybe 10 more feet, but it’s fantastic otherwise.
Go with the Miele C1 PowerLine and add the STB305-3 turbobrush. Its simple, strong, bagged, and wont choke on hair or cat fur. Works great on hardwood too. If you spot that combo, thats the one.

SEBO
AIRBELT E3 Premium
Ultra-durable, 10-year warranty, but expensive with short cord.

Numatic International
Henry Canister Series
Budget king, super durable, but heavy and poor on carpets.

SEBO
AIRBELT D4 Premium
Durable, powerful, long cord, but heavy and pricey.

SEBO
FELIX Premium
Durable, powerful, good for allergies, but heavy with awkward attachments.

Miele
Classic C1 Cat & Dog PowerLine
Durable, powerful, quiet, but very expensive, short cord.

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Numatic International - Henry Canister Series

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Dyson - V15 Detect Series